Read an article on Apple's new laptop. If I understood correctly, they're calling it the Brick. Weird... but it caused some entertaning comments to be left on the article. As a general rule, I do not read said comments. They tend to be from people that, were I to meet them in real life, I'd have a strong desire to stab them with a spork. However, one of the top comments caught my eye...

"Brick is NOT a bad marketing name for something you want to throw through Windows."

I must inquire as to what my parents have done in raising me to make me think that's actually funny.