You want to know my opinion of emergy sirens? Good. I'll tell you my opinion of emergency sirens.

I hate emergency sirens.
Seriously.
OMFGHATE.
A test run went off at around 1 o' clock this afternoon...

Me: What the hell is that?
Mom: .......... -continues typing-
Me: Mom!?
Mom: -flail- Gyuhh... I would assume it's just a test.
Me: I hate it.
Mom: Okay. -snort-
Me: Ugh! I hate it here! I wanna go home!
Mom: -laugh-
Me: -glare-

A couple minutes later, after the sirens have stopped...

Me: So... what happens if there's ACTUALLY a tornado on a Wednesday.
Mom: They only do the test on the first Wednesday of every month.
Me: So what happens if there's a tornado on the first Wednesday of the month?
Mom: Well, I assume they do it at around the same time.
Me: So what do we do if there's a tornado at aro--
Mom: I assume we're supposed to do what we'd do in a tornado, in the test.
Me: You mean we're not just supposed to freak out?
Mom: We're not just supposed to say "I hate it here, I want to go home" while laying on the floor, no.
Me: You sure?
Mom: Mhmm.
Me: Huh...

I hate the first Wednesday of every month.

I still have my sucky story... but I can't really bring myself to write up a post about it yet.